Funny Sayings 07-63

The nice thing about an antique is that if you crack it, it only increases the value.

Some people are just for looks.

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.

Everyone lives near Starbucks. The question is which Starbucks.

If you own cat, one thing is certain -- there's a box of crap in your house.

Don't make promises that you can't keep after a few beers. After a few beers, don't make promises.

Placebo is the most powerful drug on the shelf.

We need a license to fish, but any old schmuck can have a baby.

McDonalds has served over 99 billion people. That's a lot of cows. Not to mention the hamburgers they ate.