Funny Sayings 07-62

Funny thing about miracles is that they never happen the way you plan them.

The world is divided into haves and have-nots: those who have a sense of humor and those who do not.

"Happily ever after" made more sense when we lived to be 40.

Behind every great musician was a next-door neighbor saying, "Man, I wish they'd shut up."

Jogging would appeal to us more if we were crippled.