Funny Sayings 7-53

Two heads are better than one -- especially when you have to pee, and someone is using one of them.

There's nothing like the love of a good woman ... except, of course, the love of a bad woman.

If it weren't for humor, we might never get at the truth.

To understand politics, we must read between the lies.

Even if you're a CEO at a big corporation, you're still a CEO at a big corporation.

If you're doing the speed limit, get out of the way.

Do not put off till later that which you can do much later.

Nutrients aren't that bad so long as they are covered in chocolate.