Funny Sayings 7-51

Sometimes I look around and marvel that people are trusted with fire.

Blockheads make great teachers.

The world's spiritual texts are wrong: Love isn't the meaning of life; it is, as Tina Turner astutely observed, just a second-hand emotion.

Maybe kings would slim down if they started eating regular-size candy bars.

McDonalds is cheap until you factor in medical expenses.

Never make an assumption. It makes an ass out of you and mumption.

A penny saved is trash.

My cup used to runneth over, but then my dad smacked me for spilling.