Funny Sayings 7-3

Altruism is when our selfishness benefits someone else.

The real world is a figment of our lack of imagination.

Mansions are built by workers who will never live in mansions.

Humorists feed on the humorless.

Life is like a banana -- a race from green to brown.

Leaving well enough alone is easy; recognizing "well enough"...

Ristorantes are like restaurants, only more expensive.

Weirdoes are the spice of life.