Funny Sayings 7-4

It can be a thin line between genius and moron.

If you really want to save the planet, make it lucrative to the President.

Money is a figment of our imagination.

Be grateful for all the hateful things you didn't say.

Surprising that more women don't ride horses.

When God wants us to move, we're nudged gently once or twice. If we still don't respond, our house burns down.

Only one diet has ever worked: exercise.

The most exciting moments of life take place in a movie theater.