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Funny Sayings 6-7
- If God speaks any language, I'll bet it's pig Latin.
- The way things are going, I want to come back as a cockroach.
- What men should really worry about is an advancing hairline.
- Smile. It's our only defense against gravity.
- The plus to having a slow child is that you can play peekaboo well into their teens.
- A friend is anyone who isn't trying to sell you something.
- George Bush believes in a literal translation of the Bible. He has, however, changed his views about Santa Claus.
- I'll debate so long as no one disagrees with me.
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