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Funny Sayings 6-3
- If you want revenge on a married man, just call his house and hang up every time his wife answers.
- Horticulture is one screwed-up way of saying "gardening."
- My cousin still believes in heaven. He has, however, finally let go of Santa Claus.
- Never vote for a man who runs for office.
- The Whoopie Cushion is the seat of all humor.
- 25,000 people run in the Boston Marathon, but only one has the distinction of finishing last.
- The problem with born-again Christians is that they're always people you wish weren't born in the first place.
- I don't think drugs should be legal; I think they should be mandatory.
- Love is whatever's left over come morning.
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