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Funny Sayings 6-2
- Men are free to do whatever the hell they please. So long as the wife okays it.
- Sometimes the only just punishment is cruel and unusual.
- Never lock your front door -- it's a surefire sign that you're not home.
- Always choose the busiest hairdresser.
- Bad words aren't inherently bad; they're just a product of their environment.
- U.S. currency is backed only by our naivete.
- We cheer Robin Hood when he steals from the rich and giving to the poor but detest the poor when they do it for themselves.
- There is absolutely nothing sexier than a tennis skirt. On either gender.
- Love is when you hug and screw and fight and shout and still can't get close enough.
- When you turn enough corners, you realize that you're inside a maze.
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