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Funny Sayings 6-1
- Driving would be a lot of fun if it weren't for all those lines on the road.
- You'll never be so tough that someone doesn't kick your butt for it.
- I don't know what the meaning of life is, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with sports.
- GOLDberg ... SILVERstein ... JEWelry ... Don't look at me.
- Bachelor's motto: If she is not, at this very moment, breast-feeding a baby, she's available.
- In a hundred years, you won't have to worry about money.
- When people make fun of you, go with it.
- If you can't get the Visine into your eyes, it's probably time to put away the bong.
- Men should be able to pee on the street like the dogs they are.
- At least the Home Shopping Network doesn't have commercials.
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