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Funny Sayings 5-9
- Bush gave the economy a shot in the arm. Unfortunately, he used a rifle.
- If we ever master time travel, I would like to find the person who discovered calories and beat him silly.
- "Cool" is another way of saying "not warm."
- I don't recommend getting married without some kind of formal training.
- Teach a man and to fish, and the next thing you know he wants to borrow your pole.
- O.J. doesn't like his women white; he likes them black and blue.
- When you give something away ... let go.
- The nice thing about telling the truth is that people ask you less questions.
- If you're religious enough, you don't have to think about anything.
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