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Funny Sayings 5-8
- You can't trust anyone who runs for office.
- The nice thing about being late is that you might as well slow down.
- If you have to do it, you might as well want to.
- I used to look forward to bumping into friends. Now I'm afraid they'll sue.
- Only time can heal bad credit.
- Humans are #1 on the endangering species list.
- The amazing thing about kids is how, despite the disadvantage of having no income, they can generate their own weight in trash every day.
- Managers know that people will do almost anything for a smiley face.
- Monster's Ball is the worst movie I've ever seen. If it weren't for that sex scene with Halle Berry, I wouldn't own the DVD.
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